It's so fucking cold! I hate winter! I know I should love it because being cold burns energy, but still. My toes are going to fall off. I could always put a jumper on or something, but that really doesn't work for me. I want my body to warm itself up naturally. Gosh, I'm an idiot.
The worst part of winter is having to go out into the really fucking freezing every time I want a smoke. I can't wait to live in a house that I can smoke in.
Anyway, holy frick it's been a while! I've been pretty space-cadet lately. I've also been back home for 3 weeks out of four, hence the lack of internerding. I've been staying with Loserface, which has been quite lovely. For the most part. I'm still way too chicken shit to tell him I want to marry him and have his babbehs. Geez, harden the fuck up! I don't think he likes me anymore anyway, so telling him will just make things awkward all over again. Pussy! Shut up and dance.
I got very drunk and made muffins last night. They're calling my name from the fridge, but for the next two days I'm juice fasting so no, Muffins, I will not eat you. I'd feed them to my niece but I put vanilla liqueur into the batter and she's only 3 and I don't know how safe that is. I want to be responsible for getting her drunk her first time, but not this early! 16, maybe, but no sooner. Eh.
Blaaaahhhh. I feel dizzy. And I need another smoke. Gosh, I hate the cold.
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lol, doesn't the alcohol evaporate when you cook em? Never mind, I don't want to be responsible for a tot having her stomach pumped.
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I think it does, but I was still way too paranoid to give her one, even if there was only about 2 shots of the liqueur in the mix. I really don't want to be responsible for that either.
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